If your friend takes gummi bear multivitamins, what you do is, one day when he's not around you sneak in his room and swap his gummi vitamins with regular candy gummi bears.
And then you just chuckle to yourself as his overall health slowly declines!
And then maybe if he gets pneumonia or something, that's your moment for the big reveal:
"You IDIOT! You've been eating a single chunk of empty calories every morning for months, thinking you're supplementing your diet with important nutrients!" And you laugh and laugh.
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