A quick straw poll showed that this disturbing trend is more prevalent than anyone could have imagined: Approximately 50% of those polled were standing wipers.
But why?
Because we are so brave, we will subject our own bodies to the rigors of Science, to test our seemingly self-evident hypothesis: Standing will cause significant butt cheek closure, rendering the anus near-inaccessible to wiping action. Update to follow.
In preliminary research, we have found a few other innovative thinkers who've pondered this very issue. Their inquisitive minds have laid the groundwork for this ambitious study. The latter link points to a self-reported standing wiper, who interestingly notes the entertainment value of being able to better see inside the bowl during wiping. Shockingly, stand-wiping seems to have at least one benefit.
The often-conflicting results of others highlight the need for a larger sample, as well as the need for strict classification of the main techniques. Their work and our own selfless desire to further human knowledge have coalesced into a single website: how do you wipe your ass .com
