Best Place for Your Stash

You can hide stuff INSIDE of your iPod:

1.) Innocent-looking iPod.

"Just my iPod. I I brink the stickiest, ickiest music with me everywhere I go."

2.) Get something you can use to pry it open.

You just pry it open. Ask YouTube.

**WARNING** This may damage your iPod and/or void your warrranty, or at least bend the casing a little. Do this at your own risk, of course. I'm using my old iPod.

3.) It's open...

4.) Oh, what've we got there?

5.) Why, it's some sort of herb!

Triple Taco Bell Shot

At Taco Bell, they (used to) have a game where you drop coins in a blue water-filled tank and try to get them to land on little platforms. The new version of this game has spiral staircase of platforms down to only one winner platform, and the water has been eliminated from the equation.

This new version is significantly more difficult to win, but I have been successful a couple times already.

One day, my friends and I won 13 hard tacos for $3:

Trade $3 = 30 dimes = 30 attempts. Just going 4 for 30 more than makes your money back in tacos. Have a good day and go 13 for 40, and you're part of the reason they had to get a harder game.

In any event, before the transition to the new game, I mastered the water-filled one. Here is an undoctored image taken from my cell phone, when I landed no less than THREE coins on the platform together:

Tusoa

I live in Tusoa. Pronounced Too-so-uh. Really an acronym.

I've never heard The US of A called this, I thought of it recently. Simple enough that someone else has probably thought of it before, though (Looks like this guy did). When traveling abroad, tell the locals you are Tusoan, most of the world isn't very fond of Americans at this time (or so I hear).

The USA chant revised:

TU-SO-A!
TU-SO-A!

No one? Ok.